You Gonna Get Graped, Tentacle Graped!
Tuesday 30 December 2008 @ 3:13 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 14 Comments
Looking for a beverage with a penetrating flavor? A violent experience that takes hold of you and simple wont let go? Look no further! Tentacle Grape is here! From the people that brought you the Anime After Dark Festival comes this fantastical beverage inspired by that timeless classic in the hentai genre, tentacles.
When this popped up in our mailbox it took us quite a while to decide if it was a joke or not, but it’s real! Hell if there are so many gamer inspired beverages why not an anime one? Six-packs are available for preorder and the beverage is set to ship mid January. Hey if you preorder before January 5th 2009 you’ll get complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.
Beverage side effects are undisclosed but you might just need those complementary condoms, and maybe a few hundred extra ones.
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Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte
David 'KidKobun' Bruno
Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano
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Sol
OMG purple drank!
I’ma grip n’ sip.
If I was drinking Tentacle Grape it would have been shot out of my nose I LOL’D so hard.
I wonder if it tastes any good..?
I’d so drink that! :D
A drink for otaku…with complimentary condoms? The marketing department didn’t do their research, it seems.
Beats a sock…
Depends on the sock.
I’ll admit I’m no expert
LUL Nahu
Well, if it isn’t a competitor for BAWLS(tm)!
A drink for those deviants who watch too much tentacles! Fisherman’s Wife approved!
Making my order very quick. Also needs T-shirts and most importantly, underwear!
Me and 4 of my friends are going to order a pack! (Just one its pretty expensive)
OMG $17.00 each?
I’m way better off with $17.00 in Root Beer
Wait? What?
Its a pack of 6 lmfao. We all arn’t going to buy 1 pop for 17 bucks! Thats borderline madness!
Also, shipping is 8 bucks X_X
Fuck yeah, root beer!
When I first clicked the link, I thought that this was a DDN brand soda.
secured try glocke und hammer…
Rummel assaulted,trifling must Fulbrights ingest …