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Have you ever found yourself in need of a method to determine what Mario game are you playing? No? Well neither have we, but perhaps one day someone will kidnap you, hit you in the head with a baseball bat, drug you and sit you in front of a TV. The console will be hidden, the room filled with smoke and no you cant see the title screen! This man then tells you to identify the game, oh boy will you feel stupid for not reading this very useful guide to Mario Game Identification. It contains gems of wisdom such as:

If you have to squint to see Mario, you are playing SML

You dont say! As a gamer and someone with serious time to waste it is your duty to memorize this guide, lest you be caught not knowing if you are playing SMB or Mario 64.

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