USB Breast Warmers Are An Affront To Capitalism
Friday 6 November 2009 @ 10:59 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 9 Comments
Finally a solution to a problem we could have easily solved by now if it weren’t for society’s double standards and ridiculous rules like decency and respect. No I’m not talking about solving unemployment through slavery, I’m talking about cold boobs.
The Japanese have taken it upon themselves to create the Bust Beauty Pad, a USB-powered bust warmer. Just plug it in to a USB port and insert the warming pads under your bra and soon the twins will be all cozied up. It probably also works on man-boobs too but… let’s not go there. Talk about trying to invent a better mousetrap, though! Last time I checked us men still had hands! And maybe you don’t know it Japan, but here in the western world some men are even willing to pay good money to solve this problem with this hands-on approach.
There’s supply, there’s demand. I don’t know, it seems like the free market could have solved this problem ages ago. Perhaps a cop and trade system is in order, see what I did there? Yeah I’m witty like that.
[Bust Beauty Pad / Via Tokyomango]
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David 'KidKobun' Bruno
Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano
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i like this :3
i have a couple of boob warmers at the end of me arms o.-
i must check the cost of this devices so as to remain competitive about prices… boob warming prices =D
*goes to do sales pitch to girlfriend*
Why do this with devices? You can always offer “breasts warming services” xD. Just imagine the things the ladies can say:
“Hey, he may not look like something, but he sure warmed up my heart last night better than that USB device ;D”
“What device???”
“…”
Hey, wanna offer up your own “breast warming services” to me? I feel a little chilled. ;3
lol xD
But I think it’s stupid to have it connect to USB in order for it to work. Why not a rechargeable battery? I think that would be a lot more useful if we were outside.
*shivers* The girls can get very STIFF, if you know what I mean D:
Don’t even need to read the entry. I already support these (I will read it though). X3
Who thought that there would be a demand for this? The only way I can see it being a somewhat plausible idea is if a woman dresses warmly everywhere except for the chest area and carries around a laptop that can last a while. IT MAKES NO SENSE, CRAZY JAPAN.
What next? USB vibrators??
Well, there are Hello Kitty vibrators..