This Just In: All Kotaku Readers are Virgins

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In a random, brutal, misguided, and yet hilarious jab, financial analyst Michael Pachter in a recent Kotaku interview issued the following comment: “There are actually people out there who have sex. The people on Kotaku, other than their parents, they’ve never met anyone who’s had sex.”

Oh, and he also had some things to say about the console wars. He says that while Nintendo is leading the pack for now, Microsoft and Sony will soon dominate after another round of immanent price drops and the arrival of new a-list exclusives this holiday season.

He expects a $50 or $100 price reduction of the PS3 this holiday season and suggests a possible “family bundle” with LittleBigPlanet. He also says an Xbox360 price drop would logically be a reaction to Sony’s, or alongside the release of Gears of War 2.

[Kotaku]

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  • 3 Comments

    1. Link
      June 15th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

      I cant wait until LittleBigPlanet. I first saw the trailer in the movie theater, and it instantly reminded me of Phun =D

    2. Lopson
      June 15th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

      Wow, besides being a financial analyst, he’s a super duper psychic who can survey all of Kotaku’s readers! Awesome!

      Anyway, here’s hoping for a new price cut on the PS3 by Christmas.

    3. Khaim
      June 16th, 2008 at 1:28 am

      … One of two: either the guy is wrong with me in his stadistic or rather i don’t read Kotaku…

      I guess its that i don’t read it at all, at least not directly.


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