The pickup school craze of recent years  hasn’t left Japan off the hook. The man above with the bad boy look, Satoshi Fujita, is Japan’s top pickup master. In this wired article, written by Tokyomango’s Lisa Katayama, Mr. Fujita goes into why he started a pickup program, how he used to be just a bald ugly man and now gets all the ladies.

Besides the usual advice about confidence, Mr. Fujita recommends using cheat sheets with key phrases and appears to attribute great powers to his wig, which looks like burned straw. Perhaps Japanese women really love straw, go figure. Its an interesting piece nonetheless, and while I generally disagree with these programs which just tend to churn out douchebags and in the worse case more efficient douchebags, I cant deny that if any of any the world’s outcasts need the help, the otaku do. Let us hear what some of his graduates have to say:

“I lost my virginity six months into the course, and now I can now communicate with women. I’m very grateful.”

God damn, this man might just be the savior of Japan’s plummeting birth rate!

[Wired]