The Umbrella Umbrella Is Corporate Corporate



If I were not stuck in the middle of a godless desert city, where it only rains twice a year, I’d buy this umbrella. Its elegant, it means business, its… its corporate. And its for sale for only about $15 USD on Think Geek! Hell I’d consider paying a guy following me around with a hose just so I could stand under my umbrella… looking ominous.

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2 Replies to "The Umbrella Umbrella Is Corporate Corporate"

  1. Enner says:

    That would’ve been an awesome pack-in for Degeneration. It wouldn’t have fit though. :(

  2. Sol d-_-b says:

    Even though it’s such a simply design. The Umbrella logo is cool, not sure if it’s the meaning behind it, but I love all the tie ins.

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