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You wear overalls, grew a mustache, gained some pounds and even painted your whole room like the mushroom kingdom, and yet the illusion is still only that, an illusion. You need something to complete your escape from reality and into the Mario universe. Perhaps the key is in your ass. Now, riding a Bullet Bill would be optimal, but one cant always get the best. And with them exploding and killing, its just not worth it. So why not try the next best thing? Like this mushroom cushions from Strapya-World. Much more secure and comfy than a Bullet Bill and only slightly more phallic.

[Strapya-World / Via Japundit]