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So the overgrown Piranha who wreaked havoc in THE best 3D platform game ever that is Super Mario Sunshine (that was me being sarcastic) will appear as a boss in Super Smash bros. Brawl. And before you ask - Yes. That is Princess Zelda and Princess Peach locked up in those cages. Yet again, the silly bitches have gone and gotten themselves kidnapped. They flew into the fray like they were actually going to help, but end up getting locked in cages. I hope for Mario and Link’s sakes that the Princesses put out REAL good for the amount of times they’ve gone to their rescue.

There have been quite a few cool updates on the official Smash bros. web site. So allow me to re-cap them all for you…

• Petey Piranha does the kidnapping gig
• Turn up your speakers it’s K.K Rider!!
• Yoshi’s final smash gives him wings!?
• Diddy Kong enters the arena ready to throw his shit in your face
• The attack of The Subspace army
• Link’s new special moves (which are alot like his old ones)
• Peach is back (and she’s bought a new dress)