Subtle Halo Wedding Is Everything But

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Desirai and John met while playing Halo online, so it was only natural that their wedding be Halo themed. Yet she wanted something classy, a white dress, maids of honor arranged in order of weight, the whole shebang. So an all out Halo wedding was off the table, a subtle approach seemed much more agreeable.

Halo emblems on her gown and on the groom’s tie? Subtle! Halo music on the ceremony, subtle too! Having Master Chief perform the ceremony? Not subtle, not smooth and definitely not cool once Master Chief, in true Halo online spirit, kills them all only to teabag them repeatedly… for 5 minutes.

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13 Replies to "Subtle Halo Wedding Is Everything But"

  1. desfunk says:

    GAH!! Why are people sooooo obsessed with that crappy game?

  2. Sol d-_-b says:

    An L4D wedding would be something…a birdy told me there is now a live-ACTION porn….Left 4 Head.

  3. Vekter says:

    I actually can’t read half the comments here because the reply chain has gotten so huge. O_O

    Well, Master Chief is TECHNICALLY about the same rank as a Captian, so I guess he could perform a marriage aboard a ship…

    @Sol: HAH, I SAW THAT! It’s so bad it’s not even funny.

  4. Sanime says:

    There is a chance that there might be a Final Fantasy themed wedding with a Black Mage to perform the ceremony. That’s what I would like to attend.

  5. Luna says:

    That would be pretty funny to see. I would get a good kick out of it.
    Still, obsession much?
    (I like FPS, L4D, TF2 anyone?)

  6. Oh yeah, TF2 and L4D forever!

    Also, wonder at what point do nested comments break.

  7. desfunk says:

    Now an L4D wedding! I’d pay to see that!!

  8. Just posting a comment to see how far the comments will push to the right. LOL


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