Show some love for the Wii glove!
Saturday 6 October 2007 @ 6:11 pm | By Random JIf you're new here and you like what you see, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed, and browse around for more fun stuff. Thanks for visiting!
Nintendo are giving away free Wii gloves, Wii johnnies’s, Wii condoms, Wii rubbers - whatever dirty little name you can come up with to call ‘em. I think somebody at Nintendo HQ is a fan of toilet and penis humour. They call the console Wii and then offer to give out free rubber gloves for gamers’ Wii remotes?!
The Wii remote johnnie’s protect your remote from grubby hands and soften the blow for those who are still sending projectile Wii remotes into walls like crazy bastards. I personally think these Wii johnnie’s are a waste of plastic. But that didn’t stop me from ordering one! I lied and said I needed four. But just as I was about to click the ’submit’ button I saw:
“We reserve the right to request evidence of ownership of Wii Remotes for which a Wii Remote Jacket is requested”.
So I played it safe and just ordered two. Just in-case Nintendo requested evidence that I own four Wii remotes and then send representatives to my house to confiscate my Wii for telling lies. I don’t even need a Wii remote johnnie. I sure as hell don’t need two. But they’re free, so why not?! Go get yours!
Loading ...
Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte
Amy Fairchild
Ben 'FBINinja' Schmidt
Chris 'Taco' Martinkovic
David 'KidKobun' Bruno
Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano
tskiller
Vekter
Holy shit! I lied* and ordered 4! I didn’t see that message.
*No, I didn’t lie. My comment is purely fictional, and the only lie here is on the first two lines of this comment.
… i dont see the point in doing duck-chasing orders of something you dont actually need if you don’t even have the console. Get a life.
What? I have a Wii.
…eh, not you, but rather our favorite editor here in Dark Diamond. No offense to you, Link .___.
OH, ok. None taken ^-^
Who? Nahu!? You can’t be on about me surely!? Because…
[a] I’m no favourite
[b] I’m no editor
[v] I own a Wii, I said as much in my post.
*sits in a corner with arms folded*
Well while Im pretty sure Khaim ment J i do fit the profile because I dont own a wii (I play Velcor’s) and I am an editor, actually I’m a fucking god, flying around in the Dark Diamond Private Jet drinking the blood of fanboys all over the world. Oh and J, technically I am an administrator, you are an editor, thats your account rank and you could go around editing or deleting posts as you wish.. but dont.
And now that we’re playing favorites I’ll have to throw a party or something…