Pedobear Whistle For Molested Children

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Its time for one of those things that’s perfectly normal in Japanese culture yet incredibly wrong in western culture, western Internet culture at least. This bear shaped whistle and LED flashlight is supposed to help kids call for help in case of molestation but to the trained eye this will only look like one more of pedobears clever tactics. I wonder if this really calls for help or for pedobear to show up, perish the thought, no loli is safe in Japan anymore.

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6 Replies to "Pedobear Whistle For Molested Children"

  1. animemecha says:

    Oh god

  2. Link says:

    Maybe its set on a frequency that only pedobear can hear. Or maybe that clever lil’ guy is actually the whistle, waiting for the mouths of lolis to use him.

  3. Oh god link I never thought about that, now this seems so much more awful!

  4. Link says:

    All of a sudden the world is now a much less safer place.

  5. Joe says:

    Um, is there a place to buy this? It’s really important that I have this whistle. My life might depend on it.


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