Mom Buys DS From Wal-Mart, Gets A Box Full Of Rocks
Saturday 25 April 2009 @ 10:53 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 6 CommentsRemember months ago when that one kid bought Madden at Wal-Mart only to find Redneck Shit inside? And even before that, remember that guy who got a PSP preloaded with porn? Well this time its Nintendo’s turn! Jodi Wykle, a mom in Tampa Bay, went to buy her son a Nintendo DS for his birthday, when the time to open up the present comes, oh surprise! There’s no DS inside but a bunch of rocks and a chinese newspaper.
Walmart refused to replace the box with one that had a slightly more technologically advanced content than rocks. It was only after the local TV station pressured with the story that corporate heads at Wal-Mart finally agreed to replace the product and add a $20 gift card.
Surely a mistake with a previously returned product or a piece of stolen hardware back at the production plant right? Well I beg to differ! I think Miyamoto was trying to test out his next revolutionary portable platform: a bunch of rocks. He got the idea from when he was little and he used to play with a bunch of rocks.
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She could have easily called her local consumer affairs department immediately, and they would have made the process a whole lot easier. But I guess she wanted her 15 minutes of fame =D
I lol’d when she said to open the box in front of the employees before you take the product out of the store.
I believer her. I mean honestly, where is a person like that going to get a Chinese newspaper. Or would even think to put a Chinese newspaper in the box?
Oh, I can find it easily.
But, you have to admit, that was a nice way to “return” your DS for some money back, right?? I wonder if the person who did that got arrested.
HAVE THEM OPEN IT BEFORE YOU TAKE IT OUTTA THAT STORE. Dumb fucking redneck, get some money.
Well, there was no excuse that the gift ROCKED.