Meet Bob!
Thursday 30 August 2007 @ 3:37 pm | By Random JIf you're new here and you like what you see, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed, and browse around for more fun stuff. Thanks for visiting!
Namco have unveiled the latest fighter to enter the king of iron fist tournament and his name is Bob. Seriously. I’m not joking! The newest addition to Tekken 6 is a fat overweight white dude named Bob. I could laugh and curse on just how awful a character Bob is, but I’m too in love with him. Bob is awesome. Of all the new fighters in Tekken 6 who so far include: a girl that dresses like a boy, a gypsy woman and a matador with a bad perm - Fat, cord and slack wearing Bob is the best. Hopefully Bob will get his own spin off game and a range of plush dolls, key rings and cell phone charms - all in his wide girthed honor.
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I think I rather take the reverse trap
… at least this is something more real than most other fighters who are perfect. Yet, i dont like reality very much…
What I’d like to know is:
Does his 10-15 hit dial-a-combo involves smashing someone with a bottle of moonshine or blowing an airhorn in an opponent’s ear? Or basically quoting lines from movies starring Larry The Cable Guy?