Master Chief gets waxed

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Master Chief wants it to stop Samus has been a video gaming icon for the past 21 years, but ain’t no wax museum put up a life size model of her! Yet Halo has been out 20 minutes and its lead character gets immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds. You’d think at least Lara Croft, Solid Snake, Link, Mario or f**king Pikachu would get a wax sculpture before Master Chief. But nope. I may sound bitter and like a complete hater (I’m not Halo’s biggest fan and think the game is incredibly overrated) - but I just feel there are greater iconic gaming figures than Master Chief. It wouldn’t surprise me if Microsoft paid the Tussauds group to create the sculpture in time for the release of Halo 3. It sounds like the kinda thing they’d do. As if the Halo 3 joypads, Halo 3 special edition Xbox 360, Halo 3 Doritos, Halo 3 mountain dew, Halo 3 car, Halo 3 headset, the three versions of Halo 3 that will release and the Halo books weren’t enough.

I know I’ve probably upset some Halo stans, so I’ll just nip off to my secret underground bunker before they come out in droves and try to kill me. *runs away*

[Earth times]

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  • 6 Comments

    1. Khaim
      September 12th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

      … would you believe that in a anime-manga-videogame-comics convention here in tijuana, the 2nd Singles place in the cosplay contest went to a Master Chief cosplayer!??!?!?

    2. J
      September 13th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

      *shakes head in dissapproval*

      That’s a downright joke Khaim. I tells ya, it’s a downright joke! *stamps foot* I think Halo and Master Chief are so overrated. I know I’m going to get hated on for that, but I don’t care.

    3. animemecha
      September 13th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

      Seriously, what the fuck is up with the Halo love? It’s not a game that will reach legendary status like Mario, and its not revolutionary, so why the fuck so people praise Halo like it was some sort of god?

    4. September 14th, 2007 at 5:32 am

      Halo is overhyped generic fps garbage. But that’s not stopping me from buying part 3 when it comes out :P

      As for him getting a wax figure. There’s soooooo many characters that could have gotten it instead. But nooooo the most dull main character in a game EVAR gets it.

    5. GoDSh0t
      September 15th, 2007 at 10:55 am

      BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS HALO SO POPULAR BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

    6. September 15th, 2007 at 10:58 am

      tl;dr,
      bawww my favorite character didnt get a wax figure!


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