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For the Xbox gamer who likes to blog or looks forward to the impending rule of machines over humanity, we have something extra special for you today! its 360voice.com. Its a website that reads your gaming stats through your gamertag and writes daily blog entries from the perspective of your every sassy Xbox 360. The entries the system comes up with are spiffy and very ingeniously uses all of the available info from your profile. Why it even complains when you don’t show up to play!

Thinking about it, its like turning your console into your girlfriend, good thing it wont tell you it has a headache next time you want to play… yet! Some of our favorite entries follow.

Johny’s Xbox - 6/21/2006

Good thing I have access to Johny’s entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

Johny’s Xbox - 6/18/2006

Go ahead… call me a wussy… but I almost started crying when Johny turned me on yesterday. 6247 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 140 points over last time! He played Feeding Frenzy, Gauntlet gaining 1 achievement, Geometry Wars Evolved, Joust, Mutant Storm Reloaded, Oblivion, Perfect Dark Zero, Robotron: 2084 gaining 4 achievements, Smash TV gaining 2 achievements, Tomb Raider:Legend gaining 2 achievements, Wik: Fable of Souls gaining 1 achievement, Zuma, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.

A window into the future rule of the machines? Or the even weirder future of Geeks dating their electronics?

[Wonderland]