Japanese students say the darnest things

Wednesday 22 November 2006 @ 12:18 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 3 Comments

Engrish is an infinite source of comedy gold, but sometimes things get so out of control and out of the reach of common sense that we just have to share, for great justice.

James from Japan Probe, who works as an ESL teacher in Japan posted some of the best engrish his student’s used in a recent test. My favorite is the following gem:

Question 4: Mary is going back to America for the winter holiday! You are her student, so please finish this e-mail to her. (Must be 2 sentences related to winter vacation.)

Answer: I will kill you, next summer.

I bet Marry wont come back. Go check out the rest of the questions, they are hilarious.

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3 Replies to "Japanese students say the darnest things"

Link says:

October 22, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Oh, lul. I cant believe that this never got a comment.

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Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano says:

October 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Well this was back in our first year. Only we visited the site.

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Link says:

October 22, 2008 at 10:24 pm

I actually remember reading this article though… Weird.
Ive been visiting since August of ‘06 D:

I believe it was the Fujoshi article that reeled me in… Or reeled me back after I saw another article on the site. After that I just kept reading article after article and soon visited weekly, now daily.

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