“Only in Japan” I’ve said this many times, perhaps too many times, yet we’re here once again. It feels like the first time, so awkward, so bizarre and so undeniably real.

Only in Japan, an opening song for what seems like a hentai game dedicated entirely to panties.

I cant complain, there’s so much worse out there. Ive seen things…

Also here are the lyrics if you are so inclined to sing along.

Panties! Panties!
These panties are so cute, I wish you could see them!
Unlike my everyday panties that you keep trying to see.
You know Suzuki’s panties aren’t like those boys wear.
Pan! Pan! Pan! Pan!
And Ichigo’s panties aren’t like those worn by little kids!
Tiny panties are the way of love
Hidden treasures seem more exciting
Ah, whether plain, white, or fancy
Red, black, polka-dotted, or striped…
It’s all about panties!