It Can Hold A Doughnut And Point The Emptiness Of Our Lives

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It’s true that in this day and age of extreme commercialism seeing ridiculous products doesn’t generate the same outrage it used to but there’s still a few products that manage to get those last drops of outrage out of us. Take this Japanese doughnut carrying case for example, yes an honest to god doughnut carrying case. For one doughnut. Have we become so vapid and content that we use oil made from the earthly remains of million-year old beings, extracted through tireless effort and engineering marvels, molded by machines so complex they would make a 16th century scholar’s head explode just to make a carrying case to preserve the freshness and structure of a cheap fried dough pastry?

Oh, what’s that? You can also carry a lollipop in it? Oh shit son, I’ll take 5!

[Tokyomango]

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2 Replies to "It Can Hold A Doughnut And Point The Emptiness Of Our Lives"

  1. Enner says:

    One donut is all they need. They eat it slow and savor the donut completely.

  2. Khaim says:

    Wonder what Homer Simpson will do with these…?

    Nothing Happened on October?


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