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Japan has an  unholy relationship to toilets, cleaning them until they shine like a mirror is not only a sign of a clean household, but as of this year its also a good luck charm. So how about a product to clean toilets? Its japan so we’d have to make it cute, that’s for sure. But that’s not enough, something’s missing. That’s it, cosplay!

But this is marketed to Japanese housewives so a hot girl in a cute toilet costume is out of the question. I know! A creepy man dressed like Peter Pan! Oh this is genius. Here you have it ladies and gents, the Cute Toilet Egg!

Guaranteed to emasculate you every time you sit on your throne. And what are those floating things? Ass-flowers?

Thanks Django!