Hot Coffee Settlement: $35 For You One Million Bucks For The Lawyers
Tuesday 29 January 2008 @ 9:24 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 3 Comments
You might have heard about a minor scandal called Hot Coffee last year, or probably you didn’t since it was so low key, yeah right! Well the big sex-minigame scandal finally comes to an end as Rockstar Games reached a settlement on the class action lawsuit and as a result you, the concerned and psychologically scarred citizen, are entitled to up to $35.00 USD in compensation.
Great that will cover about 15 minutes with any psychiatrist! The lawyers, blessed be their charitable and philanthropic hearts, will only get one million dollars for their services. Can you smell that? No its not the smell of hot coffee, that’s the smell of justice, being burned down to the ground.
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Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte
David 'KidKobun' Bruno
Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano
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If I don’t own the game, but I saw the clip on the internet, and it ruined my childhood/innocence, am I still entitled to the $35? Since im a poor college student, I need that cash to finally get SA for myself, and not borrow my friend’s copy anymore.
in that case, with no game disk and no documentation, you are entitled to 5 bucks. seriously.
Good enough for me.