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Do  you feel your gaming skills are lacking a little zest? Do you spend so many hours gaming and grinding on the latest franchise rehash that you simply cannot muster the time for a balanced meal? Then perhaps you should revaluate your life and priorities. Well, that or take these amazing, miracle health supplements for gamers!

That’s right, Japanese company Cyber Gadget has announced their newest products, Gemusapuri (Game Supplements). Two kinds of tablets set to help apathetic slobs passionate gamers achieve maximum potential without that pesky nutrition taking time from their precious gaming!

This marvel of Japanese science comes in two formulas: Gemusapuri Blueberry contains the mystic nutrients of the blueberry for prolonged gaming and Gemusapuri DHA contains the essential oils of fish to give you that extra mental prowess when playing intellectually taxing games or learning kanjis.

Each pack comes with 30 pills, enough for 15 days of gaming boost. All of this for the low low price of 800 Yen (around $7.50 USD). Now you can finally live on cheetos and mountain dew while your enemies waste precious time with salads and silly stuff like that.

[Cyber Gadget / Via Japan Sugoi]