Happy 40th Birthday Internet!
Wednesday 2 September 2009 @ 9:16 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 13 Comments
Forty years ago, in 1969, at a UCLA lab, researchers managed to connect two computers and send data between them through a cable only a few feet long. What was then the roots of a military and academic network has now become the largest communications platform of all. Business, games, art and even love have been boosted because of the internet and all in the name of one and only one thing only: porn.
Yes, the internet’s true purpose has been the liberation of smut unto the world without borders or discrimination, from hentai to furry balloon popping fetishists, the internet has united humanity in its love of porn.
And sure along the way it has paved the way for many new industries and hobbies such as the ones we’ve come to love the most: anime and video games. We’d have to buy extremely overpriced anime DVDs from series we don’t even know if we’ll like without fansubs. We wouldn’t have online games, and of course, I wouldn’t be able to be writing this nor would you be reading it. I’ve been using the internet for 14 years of my life and I’m a better person because of it (or so I tell myself). So let’s hear it for the internet and all the joys and horrors it has brought us. Happy birthday, pal!
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Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte
David 'KidKobun' Bruno
Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano
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ahhh.. internetz .. what would i do without you…
have a life probably.. but meh xD
I spend 3 or 4 hours a day on the net. So i don’t think it is that bad. Anyway, thanks to the net i can appear at the BBC!
i spend more… whether it’s gaming, reading, or hunting for resources…
i’m online at least 60% of the day
internet sux
congratulations, you’re the next willing participant of the suckage! :D
Happy Birthday, Internet! I most likely wouldn’t know the joys of yaoi without ye…
hahaha and I wouldn’t know what Hentai means
lol *high fives*
yay *high fives*
*high fives*
The internet has ruined my life.
..Ooh, balloon popping fetishists, that sounds new and exciting.
Also
DAT CAKE!
I love you, internet-chan ;_;