We gamers, otaku and geeks in general depend a great deal on the holy trinity of foodstuffs, snacks, fast food and caffeine, to perform amazing feats of endurance; specially caffeine, it is the cornerstone of our sustenance. Who among us can deny that a bottle of Bawls, or six, helped us survive the decadence of a gaming marathon, an anime convention or camping out for the latest overhyped product they throw our way? And in with Halloween just a day away, caffeine just might save us again.

But beware, enough caffeine in your body and you’ll go the way of Clover studios. And while we all love pushing the boundaries its better to know what those boundaries are. Enter the Death by Caffeine calculator, this nifty script allows you to know exactly how much of your poison of choice your flabby body can take before you collapse and are survived by your collection of anime figurines.

I could be offed by drinking 132 bottles of bawls but I’m pretty sure I’d be well beyond conscious before hitting 50. Sadly the website has no information on my power juice of choice, Vamp, which claims to have “the maximum amount of caffeine allowed by law”, so I’m just gonna have to find that out for myself, in the name of science, of course.

How much caffeine have you done? Got a funny story about your caffeine induced schizophrenia? Tell us in the comments!

[Energy Fiend]