Geek buries cursed dice
Monday 24 July 2006 @ 6:52 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano Comment now!
Weird dice, we’ve all had them, and if they weren’t bad… well we still blamed our bad luck on them. Martin Ralya had some particulary bad dice, to the point where rolling 10d10 got only a couple of successes nightly for two months straight. This dice were bad. Martin said:
These dice, in other words, aren’t just bad. They’re projectile-vomiting, masturbating-with-a-crucifix, possessed-by-the-Devil bad.
Thats bad enough for us! So what did Martin do? Well he did the perfectly rational thing to do: He buried them.
That sounded like it would solve the problem but then a commenter by the name of BOB made reality come crashing into our brains like something-really-bad-that-crashes:
You do realize that the next time it rains, those are going to grow into a dice bush.
A tree of cursed dice. That sounds like the plotline to the geekiest low budget horror film EVER!
[Treasure Tables / Via BoingBoing]
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