Gamer Haikus from the Dtoid

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Over at destructoid their forumites have been getting really bohemian lately. That doesn’t mean their not geek though, so they’ve wrote up a bunch of gaming haikus for your enjoyment. Here’s a couple of my favorites:

Rikku is so hot
What? I know that she’s not real
I don’t give a damn

FALCON PUNCH! he said
Pikachu then attacked
Little mouse now dead

PS3’s expensive
Nobody can afford it
Makes me think I’m poor

There are a lot more in the article’s comments and, of course, on the forums.

[Destructoid]

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