No, I’m not talking about one creepy lonely otaku being swarmed by sexy maids, schoolgirls, magical girls and nurses. I’m talking about a couple of otaku kicking ass Final Fantasy style! How, do you ask? Like so!

I was literally cracking up during the whole thing, its the dorkiest thing I’ve seen in months, and dorky is my bread and butter! The Phoenix Down is perhaps the high point of this sketch, who knew Sakura had the power to bring you back from the death? You just know that this could only go on inside the mind of a bullied otaku, and most of us have probably thought something along those lines at some point in our lives.

So its funny because its true, well except the part where the geeks beat the bully. In real life those guys would have beaten the shit out of those gentle otaku only to find that 15 years later in life they are chief engineers at Sony, developing the PS7 while this guys end up as janitors or worse yet, executive bosses at Sony.

[Japan Probe]