For DS owning fellas who weren’t content with the intimate female groping of Doki Doki Majo Shinpan!, can now get it on with an all female pro-wrestling game on DS! You pick a busty female wrestler, take to the ring and then pick cards to initiate attacks. Not the full on grappling action some of you may have been hoping for – but you can bet there will be non animated pictures of busty females sliding across the screen, with the odd in-game squeal of ‘Dame desu!’, ‘Kimochi’ and ‘Yamete!’. The game currently has no confirmed title. So in the mean time I’ve titled it Super femme pro-wrestling: Ultra card battle.

I’m assuming cards will be displayed on the touch screen, whilst the top screen shows 3D representations of the ladies duking it out. Because watching stationary ladies just stand there whilst your cards flip over and an energy gauge depletes would make for the crappiest female wrestling game ever.

Having a female wrestling game on DS where by the stylus is only used to select cards and options seems like a wasted opportunity to me. No bouncing breasts, no grapples on floors, no arses sticking up in the air, no stylus gestured attacks = no fun.

[Famitsu]