Educational Violence: ABC’s with Master Chief

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Ragdoll physics always seems to produce the most interesting (and sometimes lewd) ways for corpses to be thrown across a battlefield. Halo3screenshots.com has assembled a collection of 26 different positions illustrating the letters of the English alphabet, as well as 10 extras for the numbers 0-9 and an additional three for a period, question mark, and exclamation point. They also shrunk them down and edited out most of the background for those who wish to use them as a font (though there’s no actual font file for them).

Perhaps a Halo Corpse Grammar Lesson is in order. Think of the benefit for all of the kids you find in Xbox Live multiplayer matches! English standardized test scores would skyrocket. Are you paying attention, Department of Education?

[Boing Boing]

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  • 2 Comments

    1. Sol
      July 31st, 2008 at 7:18 am

      This would be a much better way to learn the alphabet than relying on that terrible cereal.

      *tear…the alphabet is getting all grown-up.

    2. Geirskogul
      July 31st, 2008 at 9:27 am

      FYI: Halo 3 doesn’t use true ragdoll physics. When the, ahem, “body” is still flying about, it’s all prerecorded animations.


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