Darth Vader as a sexy bitch

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Darth Vaderess. Not so much a disturbance in the force as it is just plain disturbing.

Looks like there’s more than just a disturbance in the force with this right here. I’m not entirely sure why Darth Vaderess is holding her coochie. She might be hiding the camel toe. Or, perhaps it’s a guy wearing it and trying to hide the bulge! But let’s not ruin this for the Star War and cosplay fetish crowds by dismissing the possibility of there being a woman in this rather disturbing outfit. So we’ll say that Darth Vaderess is holding her coochie because she needs the toilet. Or she wants somebody to check out her Death star. Or perhaps she’s impersonating the late Michael Jackson?!

Would I be far fetched in saying that out there in the world somewhere, a fan boy had an orgasm?

…thought not.

They’re probably flicking through the Yellow pages to find a dungeon where Darth Vaderess mistreats her slaves. “Kneel bitch!! HUUUUUUURRRR puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

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12 Replies to "Darth Vader as a sexy bitch"

  1. Sol says:

    I’d bet money the person in this outfit is a dude.

  2. Enner says:

    Oh, those wacky fans.

  3. velcor says:

    Now that you think about it… the only thing resembling a female in those pics are the heels. Even the pose is more common in Japanese guys doing feminine cosplays. . .

  4. Kuroneko says:

    definitely a dude xD

    i know a Wars junkie who’d drool at this .. even if he knew it was really a dude xD

  5. Sanime says:

    I believe she is trying to give herself the force

  6. Estelle says:

    DAT ASS O_O

  7. Technomari says:

    I’d tap that.

    I think? o.0

  8. Estelle says:

    Wait a minute… OH, so THAT is what’s missing. She barely has any tits… at least her ass makes up for it

  9. Angelywind says:

    OMG I don’t have words for this O.O


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