Barack Obama: Doll Joints We Can Believe In



What better way to celebrate Obama’s inauguration than having him remove some limbs with heavy weapons and sharp objects! Impossible, you say? Not with this magnificent Obama action figure. Packed with 3 pairs of hands, a flag, a mic, stool and two ties, there’s not much this guy cant do.

Protecting the constitution? Pfft, piece of cake. Battling the dark side?


…easy too.

Thanks Pseudonym!

[Obama Action Figure]

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17 Replies to "Barack Obama: Doll Joints We Can Believe In"

  1. haha very funny action figure.

  2. Sol d-_-b says:

    Yes he can….kick anybodies ass.

  3. desfunk says:

    Hilarious! Some wicked ‘action’ poses in the top pic :p

  4. Vekter says:




  5. Link says:

    Ahh the link is broken D:
    I so want this.

  6. Andrew Yu-Jen Wang says:

    Speaking of Barack Obama:

    Barack Obama is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.

    George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

    George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

    And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

    Many people know what Bush did.

    And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

    Bush was absolute evil.

    Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

    Bush is a psychological prisoner.

    Bush has a lot to worry about.

    Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

    In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

  7. Sandra says:


    Bush should be tried for being the war criminal he really is. At last the scary Republican is gone. But it is like stepping in dog poop. We can wipe it off our shoes but the stench remains. So it is with Dubbya!

    Obama’s election has made me once again proud to be an American instead of hiding my head in shame.

    As for you, Link, for all you know Mr. Wang is a citizen with the right to his opinions just the same as you. Even if he is not a citizen, the entire world was brought down thanks to Dubba’s insane power trip so he would still be entitled to an opinion no matter what his citizenship. Your attitude towards Mr. Wang represents one faction this country could do without. Why don’t you go put on your white sheet and burn a few crosses or something.

    Bush will go down as the absolute WORST president this country has ever had. Obama will be the greatest president since JFK.

    • Link says:

      I hope you realize that JFK’s election was fixed by one of the great political machines of the time. He was only a popular president, not a very useful one. Don’t get me wrong, I like JFK (especially for his space program) but he was far from the greatest president, and is a great example of how the media has their hands around US citizen’s balls.

      And at least I can express my opinion without accusing someone of being a part of the KKK (because I didn’t vote for Obama?).

      TL;DR: l8r fgt.

  8. Sandra says:

    Forgot to mention…I just bought 3 of the dolls. One is for me and the others are for Christmas presents.

    Go Obama, go Obama, go Obama!!!

  9. Woa woa woa! This isnt a political forum. Take it easy guys.

  10. Sandra says:

    If JFK’s election was fixed (you could be right about that), how about Bush’s election in Florida. Must be nice to have a brother who is governor in a state where you need the electoral votes to win. Bush stole that election!

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