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Gaming blog Game | Life has just released an exclusive video of the brand new Everybody’s Nintendo channel which launched in Japan yesterday. I won’t bother explaining what this channel is, as all is explained in the video - courtesy of a super happy man. Take a look…

I am digging this channel. I know I’d use it quite a bit, providing Nintendo actually update it exclusively. I am definitely liking the downloading of DS demo’s. This channel could easily be the number 1 resource for the latest media and info on Wii and DS releases. I just hope Nintendo don’t see this channel as an excuse to skimp on their already lacking promotion when it comes to console software. They had better not get complacent and I object to conversations such as this taking place at Nintendo HQ in Kyoto…

Miyamoto: Are we going to promote our new Wii game?
Iwata: F**k that! Just throw a page and a slow ass loading video on the Everybody’s Nintendo channel.
Miyamoto: Word! Let’s go find a bitch to take to a love hotel.
Iwata: Hell yeah! And we’ll make that bitch buy a DS and a copy of WiiFit.

The Everybody’s Nintendo channel has the potential to be a really cool new channel and is probably one of the most useful channels out of the ones Nintendo has releases so far. Even more so than the news and weather channels. I’m not too interested in world news or the weather, but I need to know when certain games are releasing and to see a video of Shigeru Miyamoto explaining why I should give him all my money for a white dinner tray that I stand on and sway from side to side. Yes. I am that sad and that shallow.

There is no date on when the Everybody’s Nintendo channel will release outside of Japan. I’d like to think we’ll all have it by Christmas, but being realistic and knowing how Nintendo roll, the rest of the world probably won’t get it until February or March and that’s if we’re lucky.

[Game | Life]

Swiss underwear company Sloggi held a competition in Japan find Nihon’s best booty. Check out the video to see highlights from the show and an interview with the winner Kaho Watanabe, in which she talks about how she was apprehensive about entering the contest and didn’t think she’d win because she’d burnt her arse sitting on a curling iron. Silly girl obviously forgot to plug it out before she sat on it. Roll video.

Would somebody please pass me a flashlight, because I’m looking for those girls’ arses. I’ve seen more booty on ironing boards! The judges must’ve had a hard time deciding on a winner because all of those girl have arses as flat as pancakes. There is a misconception and stereotype that all Japanese girls have zero junk in the trunk and Sloggi’s ‘Japan’s best ass’ competition didn’t do much to counter that. Though in the winners defence, she has a nice rack. What she wasn’t graced with in the back, she compensates with in the front. So congrats to Kaho and her ‘best ass’ win.

[Mainichi Daily news]

Have you ever wondered what Super Mario galaxy would look like on the SNES? Nope, me neither. But spiderfalcox obviously has and as a result has recreated a Super Mario galaxy trailer, given it the 16 bit treatment and it looks awesome! This is proof that anything that features Mario is guaranteed hotness. (NOTE TO READERS: In the delusional world in which J lives, Mario is missing and the Super Mario film featuring Bob Hoskins does not exist).

Even if Nintendo had shown this 16 bit version of Super Mario galaxy at e3 I’d still piss myself over it. It looks a lot more fun and more interesting than New Super Mario bros. A game which (and it pains me to say this) I found a wee bit boring.

Oh! And in case some of you are wondering “What the f**k!? None of that looks even remotely like what was shown at e3 this year!?” It’s because it’s based on the Super Mario galaxy trailer that was shown at this year’s GDC. You can view the said trailer here.