Hello! ‘Tis this humbled herald’s honor of heaving upon you a harangue from the haphazard hedonist hailing straight from Hades and suffers not from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a harrowing fear of long words – but rather the obsession of harlot hellcats. However, I’m hellbent rather than haloed upon hysterics of the human mind, so be wary for hostility towards hirsute hubris who hope their hitherto future to be homosexual – awww, fuck it.

Hey, the name’s Pootie Chang. Seems like Nahu needed a hand around this blog, so I thought I’d throw my hat into the ring and see what I can make of Dark Diamond. I’ll be contributing here and there within my free time, and I assure you I have at my hands a large arsenal of resources. I spend half of my time ignoring my school work and lurking around the internet too much anyways. If you’re a lurker and spend hours looking for something good but to no avail find anything interesting – don’t worry. I’ve got a lot of interesting things bookmarked, and a handful of stuff I’d like to introduce to this small, yet growing community. So kick back, relax, and forget about searching the internet for something interesting. Let me do it for you.

(These little guys are helping me stifle the fire in my pants)

I have to warn you though. I’m known for having quite the vulgar mouth. And not to mention, I’m just as immature as the gamer next door…. except, without the stereotype of… bad odor, poor social skills, and no girlfriend. Well, truthfully, if you want to see what kind of character I am, click the link to take a look into my personal life. And if you’re looking for a little professionalism, I’ve written a couple of editorials last summer cause… well, truth be told, I was bored as fuck… yeah, I’m a link whore. But putting that aside, I’m looking forward to writing for the blog. And if there are any suggestions, tips, or anyway you’d like to help – send your e-mails over to Nahu. I’m just the writer. I’m looking forward to writing for you guys! So stay tuned and expect to see more of me around here!