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I tried to contain the urge to go all e3 blow out here on Dark diamond. But seeing as FBINinja and Nahu have gotten the ball rolling, I may as well keep it moving. I’m going to be representing the Nintendo corner and kick off by showing you the awesomeness that is Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.

Halo? Revolutionary? Piss off! Metroid is where the revolution is taking place. The nunchuk and Wii remote will be the nearest thing gamers will get to a mouse and keyboard setup on a console. Nintendo have made bold statements claiming that Corruption will change how first person shooters are played and I’m inclined to agree. But then again I would do. I’m Nintendo’s bitch for life. :P

Just remember fellas. Samus can do things to keep us interested that Master Chief can’t. That and she likes balls. You know you need to buy this game.

This Video has gotten me in a trance, a hypnotic state, and it holds my life within its grasp, the withdrawals are starting to get to me, i need to watch it again, and again.

thanks Unnes for the link.

[GameTrailers]

Alex Davis and the good guys over at First 4 Figures have sent us news of their latest figure release. And this time they’ve nailed it, they finally realized the determining factor in selling figures to geeks. Boobs.

I’m serious, take it from Japan, they know figures and they know a sexy female will sell above everything else. I’m really willing to bet this Zero Suit Samus figure will be their fastest selling figure yet.

The usual info, its a limited edition of 2,500 pieces, the figure is 9.5 inches tall and it retails for 109.99. Its also the closest a lot of our audience will ever be to a woman in a wetsuit. So for you guys, take that into account next time you get your paycheck, you can always eat some other week.

[First 4 Figures]