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Darth Vader as a sexy bitch

Friday 11 September 2009 @ 8:08 am | By Random J

Looks like there’s more than just a disturbance in the force with this right here. I’m not entirely sure why Darth Vaderess is holding her coochie. She might be hiding the camel toe. Or, perhaps it’s a guy wearing it and trying to hide the bulge! But let’s not ruin this for the Star War and cosplay fetish crowds by dismissing the possibility of there being a woman in this rather disturbing outfit. So we’ll say that Darth Vaderess is holding her coochie because she needs the toilet. Or she wants somebody to check out her Death star. Or perhaps she’s impersonating the late Michael Jackson?!

Would I be far fetched in saying that out there in the world somewhere, a fan boy had an orgasm?

…thought not.

They’re probably flicking through the Yellow pages to find a dungeon where Darth Vaderess mistreats her slaves. “Kneel bitch!! HUUUUUUURRRR puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

[Boing Boing] via [Flickr]

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