Wednesday 5 September 2007 @ 8:46 pm | By Abraham 'Velcor' DuarteComment now!
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Every American over the age of 16 has watched at least the first Back to the Future movie, featuring the famous Doc Brown and Marty McFly, in their misadventures on 3 different time periods and alternate universes. The first movie was in 1985 and since it had a huge success, the merchandising sector thought it was a good idea to make a game for the new video game machine. . .the NES, which also saw the light of day in 1985.
Everything was planned to go alright; we had a movie that had a timeline in the future, and what better to promote a futuristic movie with futuristic merchandise! Believe it or not, there was a dark era without good videogame consoles (no offense, Atari but. . .you know how it goes). Although the plan seemed flawless, well, the had quite some flaws, the first one, and a lot of games suffer from this one, is that it was very repetitive. I mean, you have to walk 4 sections of a street for five minutes just to get to the cafeteria, which has a pretty high level of difficulty, considering it was just a game that acted like merchandising for a movie. . .
I only played this game once, when I was like 6 years old, and I still remember how difficult it was and frustrating to beat those Biff Tannens on the cafeteria level.
Well, here is a gameplay of the first section (and in which most of us say “Fuck this shit” and go to another game) by CommieCatGirl, enjoy!
Monday 4 June 2007 @ 8:39 pm | By Abraham 'Velcor' DuarteComment now!
Well, isn’t this gonna be a sweet Retro Video edition! You know what day is tomorrow, so I wanted to make it really really special. Special like covered in vanilla ice-cream, put some chocolate syrup on top and as finishing touch, a cherry.
As I said, the reason I’m posting Donkey Kong is not because it’s really Retro, or it is a Nintendo game, but because Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto, former Executive Producer for Nintendo, was the one that didn’t give up on Videogames when everyone else thought they were dead; he proposed Donkey Kong, a game where a damsel in distress is taken captive by a huge gorilla and the hero is going to get her back. . .no matter what. (*insert Oohs here*). Needless to say, this was just the dust from the tip of the iceberg that has come to be Nintendo as of now, the hero of that time being our famous Mario (although with some minor changes).
Released for the first time in 1981, the DK arcade was a total blast; it boosted the videogame industry as never before, giving hope to us gamers of today. Now, even though Mario was the hero, DK played a very important role too (and lots of drama later with the Rare issue) so here are videos from every Nintendo console generation until today, showing us how awesome DK was, is, and will always be!
Monday 14 May 2007 @ 8:57 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' LozanoComment now!
Holy crap it finally happened! A Kotaku reader by the name of Stephan created something many of us dreamed of having back in the 80’s: Captain N’s varsity jacket. Which was a huge oxymoron since back in the 80’s no one who wore a varsity jacket got anywere near a NES, let alone get sucked into it.
But I digress, Stephan claims this is a faithful replica to the one used in the cartoon, which I dont imagine being that hard to get, but still awesome. He’s already got the Zapper, now he’s just a working, time stopping controller belt away from being my hero. Rock on Stephan!
Sunday 6 May 2007 @ 6:25 pm | By Pootie Chang 2 Comments
Here’s an NES mod that not even you tech illiterate folks should have any trouble with! Truthfully, all it consists of is gutting open an NES controller, cutting a hole in it, and fitting an MP3 player in it. I wouldn’t suggest trying this with an iPod, but hey, least it looks cool!
Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 11:42 pm | By Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte 3 Comments
I just remembered one of the most entertaining games from the NES era which made a lot of my evenings joyful, Puss ‘n Boots. Puss n’ boots? The Puss in Boots that came to be the logo for TOEI Animation? Yes, the same.
This game, fully named “Puss ‘n Boots: Pero’s Great Adventure” was released in 1990 by Electro Brain, a company that tried to make a comeback with “Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth” for the N64. Good games, both of them. In Puss ‘n Boots you controlled Pero, who is he cat from the folktale “Puss In Boots” by Charles Perrault; In Japan the game is basically translated to “Puss ‘n Boots: The Great Adventure of Traveling the World in 80 Days”, and as it suggested, the levels of the game took place in different places of the world, starting with the Wild West, crossing through the Middle East, and finally (and painfully) at the verytop of the Statue of Liberty (no kidding, that cat goes up and down while “standing” on Lady Liberty’s longest crown-pick. . .you gotta see it with your own eyes).
There seems to be no videos about the gameplay of this awesome game, but in exchange, I’ll give you some pics from it and the teaser trailer for his movie, directed by the great Hayao Miyazaki. Enjoy!
Thursday 12 April 2007 @ 5:27 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano 11 Comments
A lot of us old school gamers complain that today’s video games are not hard enough. We constantly bring up how when you died in a game there were no saves and if you wanted to continue where you were you had to leave your console turned on and hope it made it through the night. We really love to brag about it, it makes us proud, it makes us hardcore. But if games had been like this obscenely hard Super Mario Bros. hack most of us wouldn’t be here right now, would we?
Even though it gets repetitive as hell I was laughing at his mistakes all the way to the end, anyone know the story behind this mod?
Also, have you ever wondered what’s that sound you hear after Mario falls from the bottom of the screen? Yeah, that’s his spine breaking into a million pieces.
Sunday 25 March 2007 @ 10:57 am | By Pootie ChangComment now!
I usually lurk around Instructables and I find some pretty neat stuff around there that I always tell myself I should try out sometime… But always find myself too lazy to get started on. Well, this is one of them:
I suppose if you have the time, patience, and the technology, you can make your NES into a PC!
Friday 23 February 2007 @ 12:11 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' LozanoComment now!
I dont know about you, but my video game prowess has rarely helped me impress the ladies, much less romancing them on the first date. But it seems back in the 80’s, when gaming as so much less geeky and much more thrilling (italicized for the sarcasm challenged), it made the girls like putty through your fingers.
No, being young, funny and quick witted Italian bachelor has nothing to do with it. Its the Mario effect! It was the rage amongst teens, 8-bit aphrodisiac.
Sunday 11 February 2007 @ 6:32 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' LozanoComment now!
If you are like me, the sound of your everyday alarm clock drives you mad, it seriously pertrubes you. Well how about waking up to some fine old school NES tunes? This Famicom clock, which is apparently a prize at some of those crane game machines.There are 5 different clocks with a diferent game and tune each.
I guess waking up would be much less dangerous for my room with something like this.
Friday 9 February 2007 @ 12:15 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' Lozano1 Comment
A long time in the making, and even longer in the ‘why hasn’t it been done? done list comes this World of Warcraft video very cleverly emulating a Mario plataformer.
The best parts are the powerups and the underwater level, this must have taken a really long time to make, and the editing is top notch!
Monday 15 January 2007 @ 12:49 am | By Abraham 'Velcor' Duarte1 Comment
If anyone above 18 claims to be a REAL gamer, just ask him / her if they played Snow Bros. for Arcade or NES. The real ones will tell you immediately the type of game: Puzzle where 2 brothers transformed into snowmen, turned their enemies into snowballs and threw them at other enemies to clear the floor. You were going up until you got to the last floor, where the 2 princesses that were held captive would be for you to rescue; The characters’ colors: (although that’s standard: blue for 1P and red for 2P), and the classic power-ups of the game: Red for Speed-up, Blue for Power-up, and Yellow for Range-up.
This was one of THE games I’d always play at the local arcade as a kid, and even though I always got to level 15 when I played, I would always be having the time of my day. So here it is, a retro video dedicated to my (and most gamers’) favorite snowmen: Nick & Tom (eat your heart out, Frosty!).
Great graphics, great music, and cheesy plot. . . what else would I ask for an arcade!? . . . maybe a beverage holder. . . wait, some already got them!
Tuesday 19 December 2006 @ 1:33 am | By Abraham 'Velcor' DuarteComment now!
Another new installment of Retro Video, this time on an awesome game for the NES: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II.
I think this is THE TMNT GAME since it got the excellent balance on enemies for beat-’em-ups, great music, above overall graphics, a wide selection of stages, and great controls. I’d put it a 10 in multiplayer NES games, really.
This game really brings back memories to me, since I went to play with a pretty fun neighbor almost everyday when I was a kid. We’d play SMB 3, some TMNT II and then watch some super cool 80’s cartoons most of us veterans still love and keep fond memories deep in our hearts.
This video features a Tool Assisted Speedrun by some guy named “Baxter”.
Great games that can never be completed without having a big chunky slice of Pizza by your side (you don’t have to EAT it if you don’t want to, it just completes the Ninja Turtle Experience).
Sunday 15 October 2006 @ 4:10 pm | By Ivan 'Nahu' LozanoComment now!
There are days when even the eclectic archive of useless trivia bestowed upon us by the Dark Diamond seems expurgated of some critical geek fact. Days like today when we find out that the infamous NES game Yo! Noid was nothing but a localization of the japanese Capcom game Masked Ninja Hanamaru. Its even more blatant than the whole SMB 2 / Doki Doki Panic scandal.
Frankly I dont really care, Yo! Noid sucked, specially that pizza eating minigame. I’m glad I sold it wen I was 7 for some Pixie Stick money. What? They aren’t addictive! I can stop having them any time I want.