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You wear overalls, grew a mustache, gained some pounds and even painted your whole room like the mushroom kingdom, and yet the illusion is still only that, an illusion. You need something to complete your escape from reality and into the Mario universe. Perhaps the key is in your ass. Now, riding a Bullet Bill would be optimal, but one cant always get the best. And with them exploding and killing, its just not worth it. So why not try the next best thing? Like this mushroom cushions from Strapya-World. Much more secure and comfy than a Bullet Bill and only slightly more phallic.

[Strapya-World / Via Japundit]

Do you feel like your quest for complete laziness is incomplete? You quit your job or work from home, you have your meals delivered for you, you haven’t had a bath in a month. But still you feel like there’s something keeping you from reaching the holy ground of laziness. Perhaps its that you still need to get up and sit for hours on end to use the computer. And lets face it, sitting is too close to standing up for your standards. Well someone’s heard your prayers. Introducing the Ergopod 500.

Its the lazy man’s dream! It will *only* set you down $3995.You can set it up over your bed, recliner or giant bean bag. You can finally watch anime and game all day without ever standing up. If you install a bathroom system into your bed you will never had to stand up until they have to remove your gargantuan rotting corpse with a forklift. Hurray modern civilization!

[Office Organix / Via Boing Boing]