Listed as the definitive guide to Asian poses, aptly named Asianposes.com sets the stage for learning the hardest of poses. As challenges are listed, strike your pose and upload the greatest pics for the world to see…poser weeaboos need not apply.

[AsianPoses]

Some years ago, more than I care to remember, the Internet suffered a great loss. One of its most iconic products (those you could only get on the Internet, that is) was no more. That was the fate that the legendary Hello Kitty vibrator met. The intertubes wept.

But no more! The good guys at Jlist let us know that the mouthless one is still alive and kicking, or er… vibrating.

The new model is still as colorful, cute and eerily kinky. Comes in 6 colors and goes for $18 USD, everything is right in the Internet once again.

[Jlist]

Boing Boing is featuring the work of really cool geek girl, Urban Princess. She makes video game themed scarves and sells them on Etsy (if you dont know etsy, its like a giant bazaar for handmade stuff). They are not cheap at all, the Mario one up there sells for over 170 bucks and the 1UP one for over $90. But at least Urban Princess claims they are one of a kind items, in fact she describes them as “The Cutest Clothes you’ll never see again”. Check out her other stuff, its all super fabulous. Yeah.

[Urban Princess / Via Boing Boing]

Oh my, these characters make me all feel kinda fuzzy on the inside (or maybe it’s the fact that I just woke up and started to eat chocolate infested cookies, who knows?). A new Sim game for the Wii, with pretty cute characters:

I found EA at the end. . . that’s never good.

[Kotaku]

Its the weekend guys, so lets start with something mellow and easy. Last week we had the ultra violence of Ultra Relax, and that was frankly a little bit too much for my mind. This week I bring you a near lethal dose of moe~ (cuteness) with Onna no Ko Otoko no Ko, its the ending theme to School Rumble first season. Performed by Yuko Ogura dressed as Tenma-chan, the female lead of the series. Rainbowy afros and gaijin kids ahead.

Yuko Ogura is known for her stiffness and un-natural movements, the girl moves like mannequin, but it serves her right in this video as a schoolgirl. Ive watched this over 20 times this past 48 hours, by posting it I purge it from my mind.

In the vast dent between what’s real and what’s not, we have Japan; with its moe maids running amok Akihabara and with Cute-to-Death TV shows that only kill our neurones faster than usual. Among those shows, we have this one, starring famous model Yuko Ogura (and produced by our so loving game company, SEGA):

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Mitsubishi has unveiled this…monster.. a special edition of the Mitsubishi i. It has Hello Kitty up the wazoo (yes, the wazoo). Here’s a list of features I managed to obtain.

• This car presents a new stage in alternative fuels, it runs on Kawaii.
• The motor literally purrs.
• The car’s only emissions are lavender and LSD.
• Impressive new biometric technology, the car wont start unless you hug it.
• Only one was made as manufacturing required the sacrifice of the last living fairy.

James at Japan Probe calls it his ‘nightmare car’, I call it ‘fucking trippy’! Seriously, Id love to dress in full goth regalia and drive around, stereo blasting Carmina Burana or One winged angel.

[Japan Probe]