Not content with being Japan’s Cultural Ambassador to China, Hello Kitty apparently also wants to help protect Chinese PC’s from virus and hackers with this Sanrio Hello Kitty branded Antivirus and Firewall. As if the great firewall of china needed aid from The Mouthless One. Just imagine Hello Kitty popping up every couple of hours informing you that your subscription is about to expire.

I wonder if its security levels go from pastel pink to super hot pink. How unbearable! However I would be more than willing to pay for a fight between Hello Kitty and Norton Fighter.

[Hello Kitty Hell]

I have been saving this one for weeks! As we all know China is the pinnacle of innovation, technology, originality, and hard labor. . .well, that statement is true, just in the hard labor area. Great, vast factories roam the land to give “paying” jobs to the people, and bikes are almost up to par with the human population of China. Don’t we all check under our toys and find the Made in China text under almost 90% of them? Oh yeah, you’ve checked. But we, people from the net, even in our vast knowledge of the originality of a product when we see one, may be fooled by these Oriental magic artifacts of cheapness and copyright infringement I’ll present to you after the break. . .

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