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When video game characters enter the mainstream culture they are usually revered by all and pop culture embraces them. They become icons, they become gods! Oh wait, that’s only if they are male characters. Female characters get turned into horrible Halloween costumes, such as this Juna outfit which isn’t much of an offence in the resemblance, its a nicely made costume but its such a blatant rip-off! And to add insult to injury the model looks like a whore, you can even see her nipples with that blouse. With no offense to whores out there but if you are peddling video game costumes the very least you can do is have a sexy geeky girl do the part. I know a good amount (you know who you are) and any of them would have been a thousand times better.

Then again, can I really complain? This 3wishes we are talking about, the company that made the infamous Peach costume, a pac-man bra and even turned a bee into a slutty outfit. Oh yeah, and did I mention they also did Chun Li? Oh sorry, Kung Fu Cutie they call it.

[3wishes]

Hey there, gang. Got back from one of the biggest comic conventions in the world, which is showing no signs of slowing down. There were announcements ( new Futurama episodes, Lost and Heroes games done by Ubisoft) , there were exclusives (the awesome Iron Man trailer and just-as-awesome Superman/Doomsday premiere on Thursday), there were enjoyable panels (Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, and Scott Kurtz being my personal faves) but most importantly,

… there were fans. Because everyone loves a bit of cheesecake or two, and what better way to celebrate one of North America’s most celebrated event with pictures of folks of all shapes and sizes (preferably hourglass-shaped and petite-sized) dressing up as their favorite heroes, heroines, and villains. More of this tomfoolery after the jump.
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I’m well aware about Akihabara being the haven for otaku, fujoshi, and any weirdo with some attraction to “anything” in particular. You’re surely to find another of you -brethren sooner or later. Dating sims are an ever-profitable market over there, with beautiful ladies, shut down in a small area like an hotel, a school, a house, breaking mishap to the main guy. That’s the basic formula. Now. . .that’s where this game enters.

Oppai Baka! is the name of this game Oppai is “Boobs” and Baka “stupid, fool, silly”, so it would be a play of words like “Fool for Breasts” referring to a guy’s intriguing attraction for big boobs (in women. . .), and the advertising for such game is. . .this:

Yep. . .an anime girl with huge boobs, and since huge boobs wouldn’t fit in that tiny cardboard, the Marketing department decided to go all 3 dimensions resulting in this 2d-3d mamacita! aaaand they can be touched, free of charge, maybe you’ll be seen as a pervert, but I bet the material those are made of is well worth it! Talk about fanservice, eh?

Release date for this game is June 29 so mark you calendars fellow Akiba-kei, wait for it. . .

On a side note. . . if you think this deeply Japan might already have full 3D anime girls somewhere in a huge basement, and they haven’t released them for fear of Otaku’s disgust at the lack of 2d goodness. So, if they release the 3D-ness little by little, we’ll get accustomed to it and finally get the full 3D chick. Maybe next they’ll release an H-game focused on anime butts, and have the anime girl’s behinds sticking out of the cardboard. I’m imagining it and I really don’t know what my reaction would be! Oh Japan, your selling strategies never ever cease to amaze me.

[Kotaku]

Welcome to the sixth installment of ‘Figure Review from a Hikikomori’. This time, I am reviewing Kotobukiya’s figure of Eimi Ohba, changing clothing. This is a mighty blast from the past that I found at Anime Central 2007 after missing a chance at her a couple of years ago because I really am quite bad at using alternative websites. She turned three years old this month.

Eimi Ohba is one of the major doujinshi sellers in a series called Comic Party. The series revolves around Kazuki, a doujinshi artist new to the scene, and the interactions and events that happen as he becomes better and more versed in the ways of fan comics. He gets involved and intertwined in Ohba’s life later into the series.

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Alex Davis and the good guys over at First 4 Figures have sent us news of their latest figure release. And this time they’ve nailed it, they finally realized the determining factor in selling figures to geeks. Boobs.

I’m serious, take it from Japan, they know figures and they know a sexy female will sell above everything else. I’m really willing to bet this Zero Suit Samus figure will be their fastest selling figure yet.

The usual info, its a limited edition of 2,500 pieces, the figure is 9.5 inches tall and it retails for 109.99. Its also the closest a lot of our audience will ever be to a woman in a wetsuit. So for you guys, take that into account next time you get your paycheck, you can always eat some other week.

[First 4 Figures]

Raise your hand if you’re sucker for fan service. Come on, dont be shy, its ok to enjoy the eventual gratuitous shot every now and then, so long as you dont end up buying $5000 love dolls. Now that we’ve got you all identified and tagged, here’s a little treat you should enjoy, its the trailer for Ikkitousen 2: Dragon Destiny. This second season promises to surpass its predecessor and be more about the fan service than the fighting right from the get go.

Oh yeah, there’s also dragons or something like that.

We’ve seen them before and here they are once again, mousepads with boobs. This time with a Dead or Alive Xtreme theme. A great support for your tired wrist, whatever the reason for their strain is. Lets just say the probably make this things stain resistant.

[Japan Probe]

A special day is near and Eidos has been busy at work for it. No its not Christmas or Kwanzaa, its Tomb Raider’s 10 year anniversary. And for that special day Eidos is cooking a new game in the series, Tomb Raider Anniversary is apparently part new game part remake of the original. Here’s the recently released trailer for it.

As much as fans are pleased with the return of the Lara’s blue top there’s one obvious next-gen detail thats missing, breast physics. I’m not saying they should go the way of DOA but come on! Those look like they are made of stone.

I apologize for the delay in the posting, but I forgot about it last night, so here’s a bunch of…. breas- er Tenjou Tenge

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Seems like the whole lot of PS3 resellers on eBay are getting pretty desperate in getting you to shell out your hard earned cash.

A large number of exposed bosoms and even a goth and a gothic lolita (my favorites)to get your attention. Well they’ve got my attention, but not my money. A lot more pictures at Random Routine.

PS: This, once again, proves that cosplay can sell anything, even in America!

[Random Routine]

Some weeks before I put some video about the new jiggly-wiggly DOA Xtreme 2 for the Xbox360, arguing about its missing plot, substance, and real body physics. This video helps my opinion very much.

I mean. . .What are we gonna teach kids now that they have explicit sex right at the corner? Typing? Knitting? Quantum physics at age 14?

[Kotaku]

As if some otaku weren’t creepy (and therefore exploited by overtly sexed up marketing) Tecmo has released a Rio mouse pad with gel cushions. Gel cushions “rendered properly” to “the bodacious body of Rio”. Thats right, a mouse pad with boobs, I bet the Tacoma keyboard has Kleenex and lotion dispensers.

This thing will put wrists to more work than rest, if you catch my smooth masturbation innuendo! Oh yeah, its yours for just $85.

[NCS / Via Wonderland]

Do you have a thing for pixelated girls? Do you feel like calibrating your joystick whenever you see Kasumi play some extreme volleyball? Well have we got a site for you! Its Bel’s House of Rendered Women, this site indexes over 3600 images of 3D females, from Aerith to Aki to Lara Croft, this site has it all and then some.

The gargantuan amounts of devotion used to create this site borders with obsessive psychopathy and the author will eventually end up on your 7 a clock news in a bloody murder scene or move to Japan, where this kind of thing is as common as stealing girls’ panties.

So go now, browse to your heart’s content, and try not to go blind ;), you wouldn’t be able to read us that way.

[Bel's House of Rendered Women]

I always thought there was a fine line, but a line nonetheless, that differentiated computer games from console games… That line has now been cut, savaged, violated and let to rot at the corner of a dark, windowless room. Why, you ask? Watch this recent vidoe about the new DOA beach volleyball game:

I thought over-bouncy boobs were exclusive to Japan-only games like Oppai Slider or Sexy Beach, since their market is of a different approach (in a way). I mean, those Flying boobs are just pure tease, no action. And they move like if they were *empty*… I disaproove of Team Ninja doing this if they don’t do an H-game expansion 1 month later.

[CAD]

This anime really gave me something to think of. . . There must be manga/anime for Everything and Anything ever imagined! Wether it’s a guy who dials a wrong number and gets a girl to live by his side, or a guy who saves a girl from a mud puddle and she feels eternally endebted with the guy, you get the point: There’s no end to imagination as there isn’t to manga and anime. This time it’s turn to Jungle De Ikou, a funny adventure of an average teenage girl.

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