Tuesday-tans: PS3-tan
Wednesday 24 January 2007 @ 1:35 am | By Ivan 'Nahu' LozanoIf you're new here and you like what you see, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed, and browse around for more fun stuff. Thanks for visiting!
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There’s still about 5 minutes left of Tuesday at the time of writing this so yes its time for yet another Tuesday-tan update. Today we’ll pay a visit to the last of the this-gen console-tans, PS3-tan. I had a good bunch of pictures of PS3-tan but I cant reach most of them so these 3 will have to do, I might do an addendum to this post some time later.
PS3-tan is commonly depicted with the design you see above, with a tight short black dress or as a small gothic lolita girl as seen below. When as a grown-up she’s often bragging about her measurements to the rest of the console-tans, specially to Wii-tan, to whom she has a personal vendetta. The rest of the consoles usually tease her about having a huge bust size (again, as a sign of high specs). PS3-tan is also quite narcissistic and she’s usually seen staring at herself in the mirror (screenshot carnival anyone?) instead of playing with the rest of the console-tans.
When as a child (a version used more before the console was released), she’s often seen carrying around a really big crab plush doll and playing with a small model car while shouting (guess what?) RIIIIDGE RAAACER. With this we’re done with this-gen consoles, expect the portables soon. Enjoy the few images in this update and see you next week!











Here She Is, PS3-Tan…
When we discovered Xbox 360-tan a while back, we wondered what exactly PS3-tan would look like. Kotakuite NinjaBall wrote, “PS3-tan will be 300 pounds of large and in charge.” He was wrong, but made us snicker. So without delay, we……
[...] Новая PS3-тян не такая кавайная, как X360-тян или Wii-тян. Она роковая женщина - за одну ее улыбку вы будете платить и платить много. [...]
She looks like a slut.
Yes she does, welcome to otaku hell, if it doesnt look like a slut, it will probably be under 10 years of age.
And sometimes there’s even slutty, big breasted 10 year olds. Its a scary land, to say the least.
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I want my loli PS3-tan NOW!
that’s one pricynotworthadime slut.