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It’s that time again! Time for me to enlighten you with my great intellect in the form of a Top 5 list. And this week’s was a doozie. I decided to do a hard one this week and go with the top 5 hottest anime women. Now, yes, I do know they aren’t real. But it’s always nice to dream, isn’t it?

Now, before we get started, sorry about not posting a list last week. My internet died on me, and I just now got a new modem. So now, without further ado, on to the list!

5. Misty (Pokémon)

Up at number five is everyone’s first anime babe: Misty. The red-headed firecracker has always been one of my favorites because of her personality, not just her looks. I don’t know what it is about girls like her, but that angry, fiery personality is just so hot. Plus, I like a girl that can take care of herself.

4. Makoto Kusanagi (Ghost In The Shell)

Our number four babe is Makoto Kusanagi, the hot android babe from Ghost in the Shell. This robotic bombshell has it all: Brains, brawn, and looks. She’d probably get higher on the list if she didn’t look like she could rip me in half like a fucking piece of paper.

3. Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)

Yomiko Readman, aka Agent Paper of the British Library is our 3rd lady. I’ve always had a thing for geek girls, and Yomiko is the embodiment of geek. She’s practically obsessed with books, has big glasses (among other things), and is generally shy. And hell, she can control paper with her mind! The only thing weighing her down from being any higher is the fact that she could slice me in half with no more than a flick of the wrist. Yeow.

2. Shiezka (Fullmetal Alchemist)

This mousy, brown-haired database of information lands at number two on my list. Despite my unhealthy obsession with geek girls, she’s got a photographic memory. I mean, hell, I’d never lose anything ever again. Let’s say I misplace my keys. I’d just ask her where they are, and BAM! She’d find them. No real reason why she’s not number one, aside from the fact that our number one babe is just better.

1. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

My number one pick is the goddess herself: Haruhi. Not only is she a complete knockout in the looks department, but she’s a goddess. Literally! I can’t even imagine how awesome she’d be in bed. Not to mention the fact that she’s got so much energy she doesn’t know what to do with it. I like a girl who’s dedicated to what she loves. If I have one complaint about Haruhi, it’s that tsundere attitude of hers. But weighed against the positives, that’s a minor gripe.

Well, there you have it! I promise to try to get the next one in on time, but life tends to intervene at times. Next week’s list is a surprise to everyone, even me! Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go be lonely somewhere else. ;_;